Monday, July 29, 2013

The Daunting Drama of Japanese Porn, Part II




I’ve had many requests for a follow-up to my original investigation into Japanese porn.  Such disgusting stuff.  Takes an effort to plow through it over and over and over….but, I’m a slave to my readers.  This is Part Deux, or as they say in Japan, dai bu. As anyone can see, the Japanese titles aren’t just a suggestion of what’s to come, they give away the whole first chapter.  By the way, these titles are real (not one word changed), but for the comments, blame me.

Intense Sex With a Lady Who Rocks Her Hips So Hard.  What’d ya expect? She was raised in the school of hard rocks.

Pure and Virtuous Pretty Girl’s Hapless Life Under One Roof With a Dangerous Stepfather.  I know what you’re thinking, but my sons aren’t married and they don’t date virtuous women.

Big-Breasted New Part-Time Worker Who Looks So Plain.  I thought you said ‘plain.’

Big-Breasted Mama Volleyball Team Training Camp.  On my 37th birthday, I begged my mom to send me to one of these.

Setting Up His Wife For Adultery – I’ll Let You Screw My Wife.  Pissed ‘cause she took the house and car in the settlement?

Forbidden Nursing.  His wife thought he was bed-ridden, until she saw the smile on his face and the sheets start to wiggle.

Defiled Big Tits.  Stripus Humungous.  It’s what happens when your bra is too small.  Leaves those disgusting red marks.  Here, let me help…

Amateur With a Smooth Pussy I Got to Know By Way of An Online Dating Site.  Don’t keep me hangin’, bro, gimmie the name of the site!

Ladies With Hot Asses Who Shake Their Hips While Getting Tapped From Behind.  The inoculation mambo.  Often seen during flu shot season.

AV Actress Just Arrived At a Photo Society Session and Then Out of the Blue Came Sex, Immediate Insertion and A Raw Cream Pie.  The proctologist swears this was just a case of miscommunication...and so were the photos.

I Screwed a Sexually Frustrated Busty MILF.  Otherwise known as a SFBMILF.  Sure you did … and unicorns run wild on the prairie.

Big-Breasted Housewives Mahjong Club.  Enough with the big breasts! Mosquito bites are Japanese C cups. Mammograms require patience and suction. I’m guessing their Mahjong ain’t up to par either.

Entire Documentation of What a Private Teacher Did to a Big-Breasted Student Who Was Prepping For Her Exams – Hidden Camera Footage File.  This was an oral exam.  He gave her a retake.  Said she blew it.

Lady Who Wants to Be Violated.  Sorry, Admiral, but that excuse won’t float anymore.

I Came Without a Condom! We Were Covered With Oil and She Rubbed My Dick Between Her Thighs So That I Could Feel Her Pussy, And Because It Felt So Good, In It Went!  She’d had too much to drink, went home with the basketball team.  Whoops!  Roe versus Wade all over again, otherwise known as the ‘whoops’ solution.

Married Woman Who Entices Men From Her Veranda.  See, there ought to be a law.   Nobody ever addresses this problem.  Just the other day…

Big Tits Diagnosis.  “I’m sorry,” said the doctor, “What was the problem again?”

Perverted Defense Lawyer.  You’re puttin’ me on, right?

Community Life of A Small Girl and a Large Man.  Ok, help me out.  I’m guessing here. 

Cream Pie Sex With Big-Breasted Friends Who Came to Check Up On Me.  Ok, buddy, I want names and phone numbers and I want ‘em now.

Wives Who Devotedly Attend a Tennis School Receive Hands-On Man-to-Man Lessons By Well-Known Coaches Who Harass Them Sexually and Become Turned On As Their Big Tits Are Shaken Up.  Where to begin?  Well, first off, let’s talk ball control, and focusing on your grip…

Incest Between a Japanese Son and His Busty American Stepmother.  Helps to know the stepson is 35 and the stepmother is 18.

She Hadn’t Seen Her Uncle in Many Years and Asked Him to Bathe With Her Just Like Long Ago, The Niece With Big Beautiful Breasts Had No Concerns About Revealing Her Body Which Was Now Fully-Grown.  This family did not pray together.

Big-Breasted Lady Sneaking In While You Sleep to Have Sex.  Who hasn’t had this happen???

Blooming Life Erotic Drama – Won’t You Do It With the Older Sister? You’ve been harping on this since your 85th birthday, Martha, and I’m telling you we ain’t diggin’ her up again!

My Wife Become A Deepthroat Dog.  If you want us to help you find her, you’re going to have to give us a better description.

All Wet- Big-Breasted Lady Whose Bra is Soaked Through.  This requires closer examination and a possible breast extraction.

Grandmother and Grandchild – Forbidden Carnal Relations Between a Lovely Young Big-Breasted Grandmother and a Grandchild Who’s Come of Age.  See, now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!  Who doesn’t enjoy a good love story?  Hollywood, drop those clichés and go for it!

Beautiful Young Manager of a Baseball Team – 9 Guys Disobey Her During Training Camp and Then Force Her to Satisfy Their Sexual Needs.  Foul balls?  Got to third base?  Infield open-fly rule? Strike three and you’re in?  The question before the jury is:  were they old enough or was this the minor leagues?

I Love Panty Stockings, I Am a Slave to the Indecent Contrast of Nylon Against Bare Skin and the Sensation It Produces.  Oh, tell me about it!  I’ve completely given up wool socks

These Married Women Frequently Take Lessons From a Driving Range Coach Well-Known For Sexual Harassment and Get So Turned On When Their Big Boobies Get Shaken.  First it’s the tennis lesson and the baseball team, now golf.  I tell you, these coaches have a rough time figuring out whose balls are whose.  I’m sure you know what it does to your back-swing when some big boobie shaking woman starts talking real loud.





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  2. Haha you didn't like it but you've watched a bunch of those videos. You really are a slave to your readers. Are any of those an amateur rough porn?

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