Some folks describe frittata
as an omelet. Others say it’s quiche
without the crust. All of them are
clutching at straws. Really, does a
quiche taste like an omelet? You
kidding? Yeah, sure and you might as well say a hamburger tastes like a
flattened hotdog.
Frittata brings a lot more to
the table than mere sustenance. It’s a toss together microcosm of the Italian
happy-go-lucky view of life: First we cook, then we take off our clothes, pour
some Prosecco, and share an Italian Happy Meal.
What time does your husband come home?
Well, maybe they’d never say
that, but you’d follow the gist with the sensually erotic smiles and the
expressive hand gestures that wrinkle your blouse.
You’re asking yourself, all
that in a dish of eggs? Oh, yeah! But, as an American, you must be able to
transform yourself and your state of mind.
Takes practice. First, the average American male must lose thirty
pounds. The front of your pants must not
look like an overextended trampoline, with the belt as a safety device.
Cinch that waistline until
your eyes bulge and your cheeks begin to collapse. Unbutton that shirt a bit. Let a cigarette languish on your lips, even
if you don’t smoke. Roll up the sleeves of your linen shirt. Carelessly don a
classy sports jacket with no tie and don’t forget to push up the sleeves. Turn
up the collar. Practice Al Pacino’s lingering eye contact, and give your lips a
sensual curve, even when saying simple things like: the grinding of salt reminds me of your teeth
mia amore, red brick matches your
eyes mia cara, and soft socks flatter
your stubby toes mia principessa.
Now I know you’re ready to do
some ‘talian cookin’. Ok, here’s the
prep work. Chat casually with two or
three lovelies, in your white linen shirt, open at the collar, while sipping a
glass of Italian wine, and feeling more at ease than the fire-red Ferrari in
your cobblestone driveway. Throw in
vowels at random.
Mix in a few hand gestures
that tell the world Miss Universe begged for it, but (insert a big
what-can-you-do shrug) you’re only one man.
Keep that frame of mind going
while you cook this low carb, easy, sumptuous crowd pleaser. This recipe serves two, but easily doubles or
triples or more…
Frittata
For Sunday
One small onion, diced
4 Eggs
1/2 Cup half & half (I
used 1/4 Cup whipping cream and 1/4 Cup water,
but use any dairy you wish)
Olive oil
1/3 Cup thinly sliced and chopped hard
cheese of your choice (I used Pecorino with chili peppers)
1/3 Cub grated Parmesan
Couple of tablespoons of
chopped fresh basil, or your favorite herb
Salt and pepper to taste
Pour your guests and yourself
another glass of wine.
Mix the eggs, cream and water
in a small bowl. Add 1/4 teaspoon salt and pepper.
Preheat the oven to 350ºF
(180ºC)
Splash a couple of teaspoons
of olive oil in a small frying pan. Add
the diced onion and cook on medium to low heat until the onion is
translucent. Remove half the cooked
onion and put it aside for now. Leave the rest in the frying pan.
Pour the egg mixture into the
frying pan and turn up the heat just a bit.
This is not a quick fry dish.
As the egg mixture begins to
crawl up the sides of the pan and before the center is set, scatter on the rest
of the diced onion and add the bits of sliced cheese.
The onions and cheese should
sink into the frittata. Give it a
minute, then sprinkle on the grated Parmesan.
Slip the pan into a 350ºF
(180ºC) oven and allow the frittata to cook until it is firm and beginning to
very lightly brown on top.
Remove the cooked frittata
from the oven and toss on the chopped basil.
I like to serve this dish with
English style bacon. Not familiar? English bacon is cured from the top of the
loin. The English refer to American
bacon as ‘streaky bacon,’ which comes from the belly.
Note: Variations on frittata are almost
limitless. Add anything you like, from
chopped Italian Sausage, to chopped dried tomatoes, and any cheese that calls
to your taste buds. Hey, this dish is
Italian and just as happy go lucky!
In case you think I’m being too hard on Italian men, let me
clarify. I plan to move to Italy, buy a
villa on the Mediterranean, have a wife and two very frisky maids, and drive a
Lambo….as soon as I’m young enough.
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