Colmar Deux in Jingles

Colmar’s not so very far

If you’re driving in a car.

If you’re walking, ‘nother story

Feels like you’re in purgatory.

She’s got those nice, long legs and she’s really really neat

You can see that fanny twitching as she’s walking down the street.

The guys all think she’s sexy, but her momma knows she’s sweet,

And when it comes to sweetness, well the guys just can’t compete.

A water pitcher on the roof,

Oh, my, it seems so aloof.

With a garden near or far.

I wonder how it’ll ever get thar.

Blue shoes do amuse

But not at all what I would choose.

I would choose the browns and blacks,

For they would go with all my slacks.

Although ordinary they may be,

If not for others, they suit me.

Still the blues do amuse.

I would rather watch a fowl,

Whether sparrow or an owl,

As they flutter in the wind,

…I’ve no idea how this will end!

I ate French bacon once or twice

And I found it very nice.

And I ate some salad, too

As you knew that I would do.

For I can never get enough

Of this Frenchy, savory stuff.

Darkest chocolate tempts my taste.

I will let none go to waste.

Spoon by spoon I pop it in

And then I pop some more again.

They say dark chocolate by the ounce,

Cures some ills I can’t pronounce.

So I gobble once again,

For chocolate is the body’s friend.

Now my stomach’s full of beer

I think I’ve made it very clear.

I may drink some wine or brandy

In fact the bottle’s very handy

And since the beer has left me full

My stomach needs a little lull

It's not the fault of brew alas,

But hand and eye that filled the glass.

And left me in this awful state

Of wanting more, but forced to wait.