Wednesday, November 4, 2026

This Ain’t No Ogden Nash

 


 

 

Hot Summer Days

 

Why is it that men find nipples so pleasing 

 

And in the hot summer their eyes are unceasing 

 

And it’s not that every bra can divulge

  

But the thought of it makes a man’s swimsuit bulge 

 

But somehow, anyhow nips have their charm 

 

And to give a quick look doesn’t do any harm. 

 

So, please ladies when the season is hot 

 

Do us a favor and show what you’ve got.

 

 

A Girl at the Sea

 

I once had a girlfriend, who was a nudist 

 

And I found her to be the lewdest 

 

She liked both the sand and the sea 

 

But that was too much for me

 

So, I kept on my swimsuit 

 

While she played my flute

 

And the large group on the sand 

 

Thought it was grand

 

Maybe they watched the girl by the sea

 

Or me or the flute they wanted to see



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