Oh, Those Baguettes!

 

Oh, Those Baguettes!

 

France is known for wine and cheese, but when sipping your wine in a small street-side café and your attentive waiter silently places a small basket of freshly sliced baguette on your table, wine takes a momentary holiday.

 

Baguettes are the quintessential French bread. Yes, even more than the croissant. Baguettes are ubiquitous. Never changing.  And, oh how they bring back the memories, from many sparkling days in Provence to the side streets of Paris’ left bank to the fabulous covered market in Metz.

Each morning, in nearly every town, you’ll see small bread trucks, filled to the brim, with drivers in short brimmed caps and blue, workers smocks, unloading fresh armfuls at restaurants and cafés large and small, celebrated and humble.

But did you know in France there are several types of baguettes?  A larger, thicker baguette style loaf is called a flûte or flute, but it sounds more like flit when the French say it.  Then there’s a shorter, thicker one, called a bâtard or bastard.  And naturally there’s a skinny style called aficelle or string.

 

Where did the baguette originate?  No one seems to know, but lots of stories persist. Some say Napoleon insisted bakers invent a loaf that was more easily carried by soldiers.

 

As I suspect, even my drunk and unruly readers realize the baguette is not only prevalent in France and French speaking regions such as Belgium, and Switzerland, but around the world.  In Vietnam (once a French colony) they add rice flour. In the U.S. you can find multigrain and sourdough perversions!  “Mon ami, I spit upon this ignoble bowing before the world of fashion.”  

 

In today’s commercial world baguettes have become well known all over. You don’t have to be French or speak the language to enjoy them, or to make them. 

 

But, until now, to get the best baguettes you have always had to travel to France. No longer!  I will show you the true path that you can follow in your own kitchen, be it ever so humble.  Vive la baguette!

 

Faisons un Baguette ou Deux!

(Let’s Make a Baguette or Two!)

 

Few choose to believe, but I don’t make any recipes that are very difficult.  And this recipe is no exception to my code of simplicity.

 

Four Ingedients

 

3 cups unbleached all purpose flour, or use bread flour

1 teaspoon salt

¼ teaspoon yeast

1 ½ cups very warm water

 

I use my food processor.  Put in the flour, salt, and yeast.  Pulse to mix the dry ingredients.  Now add the very warm water.  Turn on the processor and mix until a dough forms.

Put the dough on a well floured surface and cut into two equal parts.  Form into two baguette shapes and then flatten them out.

Fold the two long halves into the middle and shape.  Spray a baking sheet with oil, add both baguettes, and cover with a dishtowel.  Allow to rise for a few hours.

 

Note:  I put the covered baguettes in my oven and turn on the oven light.

When the dough has risen, you may find that it has spread.  Just tuck in the sides to reform and put some slashes across the top.  Heat the oven to 450ºF or about 232ºC

 

When the oven is hot, put a pan of hot water on the bottom rack.  Put the baguettes on the top rack and check after 20 minutes, add more time if necessary.  

 

Note:  The water helps to crisp the crust.

 

Now, assuming you have already opened the second bottle of wine, it’s time to bring out the cheese tray and few grapes.  But let the baguette loaves rest for 15 minutes before slicing.  The French don’t butter their slices, but I do!  Á votre Santé!  Cheers!