Showing posts with label flying. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flying. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

The Larks




Many World War I flying novels concentrate on the air war, but only the air war.  Drinking and whoring, yanking and banking, kill or be killed, in little more than paper airplanes, with a max speed of 100 miles per hour or less.

All good fun.  Lots of death and destruction. But sometimes I yearn for a little more of the human element. The Larks, by Jem Shaw has what I was looking for.

I always say that everyone fought a different war, just as everyone went to a different high school.  How is that?  Even if you’re in the same squadron, flying the same type aircraft, you’re not on every mission.  You’re not there when a squadron commander chews someone’s ass.  You’re not listening to someone’s last thoughts when aircraft meets earth in a fiery ball. You weren’t best friends, but someone else was.  You may not have been there last year when the commander was a self-serving jackass, but you’re there when a peach of a commander took over.

You each have different friends, different moods, different squadrons, different wars.

In the First World War, it was even more so.  The average life span of a front line English pilot was less than a month.  Many died their first day in combat. The makeup of the squadrons changed almost daily.  Battle lines bulged and swayed.  Squadrons picked up and moved in the early morning, or the dead of night.  Cold bunks grew warm the very next day when more rosy-cheeked young men filled the ranks.  What kinds of men were they?

It was a different kind of war.  New weapons.  Machine guns turned the time honored frontal assault into mass suicide.  There had never been an air war.  Maybe, thought the ground commanders, the aeroplane might be good to spot for artillery.

How do you train newly minted airmen for flying, for war?  Here’s how you take off and land.  Now go fight.   Tactics?  Ask one of the old heads who’s been in the squadron a month.

And as the war ran on and the bodies piled up in great masses, aeroplanes morphed into killing machines. more and more adept, like genetically modified wasps.  And more aviators died, ever more efficiently.  Yet somehow, determination, and a copious ration of black humor carried them through.  As you read The Larks, you’ll find yourself plunging into the hopeless abyss of certain death one moment, only to laugh out loud on the next page.  Yet, it is anything but a comic tale.

Many WW I flying novels paint a clear picture of living with death, wasting few brush strokes on the battle with death.  What it does to your mind.  What it does to your dreams.  How it twists your loyalty.

Jem Shaw does a bang-up job of filling in the gaps, while the plot screams along.  Difficult.   In the heat of battle, moral dilemmas plunder your mind.  What if you’re in love? Can you think about love and still maintain the fighting spirit?  What if you’re offered a way out, can you take it and still be loyal to your comrades?

The Larks is populated with all the people you find in a real war.  Desk bound colonels who would “Love to take a crack at the enemy,” yet never do.  Politicians, who make idle decisions, then go for tea.  Wives and lovers who mourn the casualties and are left to pick up the pieces. Pilots afraid of death, but even more afraid of letting their comrades down.  Pilots who live for the hunt and die in foolhardy quests.

And in the middle of it all, men fly delicate machines and do a grand job of killing soldiers on the ground and other men who fly delicate machines.  Day to day, hour to hour, in weather not fit for birds, in battles committed to open slaughter.


Jem  Shaw has written a heart stoppping novel that lets you wade through the mud on the way to your aeroplane, let’s you feel the wind in your face, and smell the oil and cordite, all the while wondering if today will be the day you die.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Frankfurt Airport - Enjoy the Flight!



Dazzling view from the second deck.


Know anybody who yearns to go to the airport?  Hungers for airport food?

Let me be the first.  Frankfurt Airport.  Frankfurt, Germany.  Ok, yearn may be overdoing it.  Seldom does a trip to FRA mean a quick flight, with hugs and wet kisses on the other end.  More likely it’s eight or nine hours of skull-numbing boredom and a snarly question:  “Ya want chicken or beef?”  How ‘bout we go to the galley and I show you a dance called chicken-do-da-colonoscopy?

Ah, but I’m getting ahead of myself.  After you check your bags, what’s your next step?  Grab a cup of coffee? I don’t recommend that if you’re at the Frankfurt Airport. 

Listen carefully.

Your next step is to head to Terminal 2, ride the escalators to the second deck, and stroll into the Flyaway Bar for breakfast, or lunch.  Pretty sure they serve breakfast all day long, but between jet-lag and a wide range of departure times, how the hell would I remember?  But, I do remember the food.



The choices are English Breakfast, French Breakfast, German Breakfast, European Breakfast, waffles, or any of a dozen lunch choices.  A quick question?  What are the differences between all those Breakfasts?  A quick answer:  Not much.  English is scrambled eggs, grilled tomato, baked beans, grilled mushrooms, bacon, toast, and sausage.

With the French Breakfast, keep the eggs, scratch the rest, and add fresh orange juice, cold-cuts, including smoked salmon, plus a baguette, chocolate croissant, and a bunch of toppings for the baguette.

European Breakfast is much the same as the French. German Breakfast leans heavily on cold-cuts, toast, and toppings. 

Oh yeah!  Jaeger Schnitzel!


No German meal is complete without beer!

But, I say, you’re only young and beautiful once. Ah, how I remember those lusty years! Scrap the breakfasts and go for the gold:  Jaeger schnitzel, with greens, a heaping of golden fries, and a tankard of good German beer!  Jaeger schnitzel means hunter-schnitzel, and there’s a heathy ladling of creamy bacon-mushroom sauce over the top.  Hey, it’s a public place; even your wife won’t make a scene when you suck down beer for breakfast.  Use your leverage, order another!  Call attention to yourself!  Stand up and make loud toasts!  Sway with your tankard held high and sing drinking songs at the top of your lungs.

Maybe just a coffee and baguette...

With tomatoes and mozzarella!















The full plan for an early flight.  Stay up late the night before.  Give yourself time for the Flyaway Bar.  Order the schnitzel and beer and beer.  Get on the plane and sleep like an anesthetized infant for the full eight hours.  It’s like a time machine and you’re comatose when they come around with that stupid question: “Ya want chicken or beef?”

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Goshawk Squadron - a novel of breakneck flying in WW I

SE5a

If you’re an aviation enthusiast, and especially if you’re a fighter pilot or wantta be, and if you’re drawn to the broken wood and torn fabric flying of World War I, you can’t do better than Derek Robinson’s magnificent novel, Goshawk Squadron.  Written in 1971, it’s a timeless tale of men fighting the un-fightable, smothering in the smell of cordite and castor oil, while being led by a man who is either going to kill them, or make them suffer and then kill them.
           As the author writes in another of his novels, “Up there the world is divided into bastards and suckers. Make your choice.”  The leader of Goshawk Squadron, Stanley Wooley, has made his.  He’s no beauty, and at twenty-three he’s an old timer in a war where the life expectancy of pilots is measured in weeks.  Hardbitten and older than his years, Wooley is determined to kick his squadron into good enough shape to keep them flying just one more day.  Often he’s unsuccessful.  How could he be anything else when youngsters arrive with sometimes eight or twelve hours of total flying time and never having seen an SE5a, let alone flown one.  A week later they’re in combat, trying to kill, but most likely trying only to survive.  They come with light hearts and high ideals.  Soon both are soiled forever by what they see and what they do.
             But, any fighter squadron is not without it’s lighter moments, even if they are almost unspeakably noir.  Some scenes made he laugh out loud.  Being in a fighter squadron is like that. Others made me ache to go back a few years, strap myself into a fighter and once again feel the magic exhilaration that only aviators know.
Goshawk Squadron is a quick read of a little over 200 pages, but it’s not the length of the book that makes it streak by like the bullets from a Folker DIII.  In Goshawk squadron you’re there.  Living in the mud.  Drinking to avoid the reality of knowing that you’re going to die, that it’s going to be wretched…and that it’s going to be soon.  And all for nothing, or so it seems.
Grab a copy of Goshawk Squadron, by Derek Robinson.  You’re in for the shrieking, whirling, terrifying ride of your life.  Available on Amazon.