Showing posts with label soccer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label soccer. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Wembley Means Football...I mean Soccer




Usually, I build a trip to London around pubs and theater, with shopping, museums, and some classy hotel bars to fill in empty spots.  But this time, thanks to the graciousness of close friends, the heart of my stay was a trip to Wembley Stadium and a World Cup qualifying match between Scotland’s and England’s national teams.

You probably know about Wembley, home to soccer and infrequently the National Football League.  It’s often labeled the home of English Football, but is also used for a lengthy list of other sporting events, including greyhound racing and the Olympics.  You may not have known the current stadium opened in 2007 and replaced a stadium officially opened in 1924.



Getting off the London underground, the first sight of the huge bubble of concrete and aluminum is impressive. The stadium seems vast and my first question was:  How big is this place?  Due to diligent background study, I’m able to hit you with intriguing answers.  The field itself (pitch in soccer parlance) is 115 yards by 75 yards, or 8625 sq yards.  Compare that to our NFL fields that are 120 yards long and 53.333 yards wide, or about 6400 sq yards.

Overall, Wembley enclosed (the roof is moveable) is 4,000,000 sq meters, with a circumference of one kilometer.  Not a misprint.  That’s four million!

I know what you’re going to ask:  53.333 yards wide??? Really, I thought an NFL field was 100 x 50 yards.  Ah, my friends, you forgot to add in the end zones that are each ten yards deep and you may not have known NFL fields are measured in feet (360 x 160 ft).

Anyway, the Wembley pitch is bigger!  The stadium holds 90,000 people unless there’s a rock concert, in which case they cover the field to protect the grass and add another 25,000 seats.

On the night of the game, the official attendance was over 87,000 screaming fans, all of them wearing either white and blue for Scotland, or white and red for England.  Something well worth remembering as you take you seat.



The field itself is an interesting blend of both natural and synthetic grass.  How can that be???  The answer is a product called Desso Grassmaster.  The short explanation (taken from the Desso Sports Systems site) is: with a patented technique, specialised installers inject 20 million Desso artificial turf fibres in a natural grass mat.  (note some differences in American and English spelling!)

Despite the cost, Wembley claims, due to lower maintenance costs, the system paid for itself in a year.  Evidently, some NFL fields also use the stuff.



So, what’s a game at Wembley like?  Organized chaos.  Getting in is easy and as with most stadiums there’s a profusion of drink and food stalls.  In a stroke of genius, you can drink all you want in the food and drink area, but no alcohol allowed when you pass through security into the stands. 

It’s a clean and beautiful place, inside and out.  And on the night we were there, the stadium had an army of security and police sprayed around like shotgun pellets, and roving patrols when you got into the stands and took your seat.  The guy who checked my ticket towered over me and must have weighed at over three hundred pounds.  He smiled, I smiled, both of us acknowledging he could sip a beer and smoke a cigarette while kicking my ass.

Security was a necessity. Even though Scotland recently voted to remain a part of the United Kingdom, on the football pitch, there is no love lost.  Heaven help you if you unfortunately wore blue in a nest of English fans, or red among the kilted crowd. Burly security guards, with looks that could slay a dragon, constantly patrolled the aisles and took no crap from anyone, no matter which team you supported.  Several fans who decided to settle the question in the stands found out how long it takes to be duck-walked up a hundred steep steps and booted out the door by strong-armed men who could answer the call of duty faster than you could say, “What the fook did I do?”






Opening ceremonies also featured acrimonious insults, with both sides booing each other’s national anthems.  I loudly sang God Save the Queen, but I was in the thick protection of swarming English fans.  Those on the outskirts did so at their own risk.  As we do with The Star Spangled Banner, the English only sing one verse:

God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen! 
God save the Queen! 
Send her victorious, 
Happy and glorious, 
Long to reign over us, 
God save the Queen.

But I particularly like some lines from the second verse that are bitterly ‘stiff upper lip.” 

Scatter her enemies 
And make them fall; 
Confound their politics, 
Frustrate their knavish tricks…

Frustrate their knavish tricks!  Well said!  The Brits have mastered English.  We Americans only play at it.

Besides the national anthems, uniformed members of the armed forces unveiled huge round banners for both England and Scotland.  When the teams took the field there was near pandemonium!  What fanfare and ceremony!

So, how did the game end? Three to nil, England.  The Scots are used to losing and last won this oldest international rivalry game (began in 1872!) in 1999.  But, overall the wins are close to even, with England winning 48, Scotland 41, with 24 draws.



I admit, with over 87,000 fans, I viewed exiting the stadium and catching the underground into central London with some trepidation.  Hey, many of these folks were fortified with gallons of ale and at least half of them were pissed their team lost!  As with most fears, mine went unrealized.  Remarkably well-organized coming in and exiting.  Once outside the stadium, the crowd surged down the wide pedestrian avenue toward the train and tube stations, but with a difference.  First off it was orderly, secondly every few hundred yards stadium employees held up stop and go signs, which broke the crowd into manageable chunks and prevented dangerous situations as the trains and underground filled and departed.  I asked myself, would Americans stop if somebody held up a sign?  Yeah, when toads speak Greek.  It took us only 20 minutes from our stadium seats to our underground seats.  Better than well organized, Wembley Stadium is miraculously organized!

What a delightful evening!  As I’ve always known, there’s so much more to Britain than downtown London.  And, if you’re a faithful reader, you already know about my trips to Dartmouth, Bath, Edinburgh, the Shetland Islands, and various other visits to the real England and Scotland!


The next blog, however, will take you back to the wonders of the most exciting city in the world, London.

Monday, September 17, 2012

FC Kaiserslautern - Futbol!


A red sea of the faithful



 
Got invited to see the local professional soccer team play.  It was my first pro soccer game in Germany.  FC Kaiserslautern is in the second tier of German leagues, but the soccer was good, the stadium huge, and the crowd boisterous.  Futbol Club Kaiserslautern is usually abbreviated FCK, which confuses English speakers who buy tickets thinking its a dating service.

This was a VIP who honored me with the invite.  What does it mean to be a VIP in this situation?

It means you park your car in a protected area in the very shadow of an immaculate 50,000 seat stadium.  Every security guard at every checkpoint stares at your creds then bows to kiss your ring, all the while apologizing for a leaf on the road that could possibly ruin your driving experience.  Smiles shine like the Rhine on a summer’s day.

After the car parking ceremony, you walk ten feet and ascend near heaven in a polished elevator. When you step out, a bevy of dewy-eyed flowers of young womanhood welcome you to the VIP suite with white-toothed, winsome smiles. They wrap your wrist in color-coded ribbon to let everyone know not to screw with you as you make merry with casual abandon. 

In this stadium, a suite means a luxury box slightly smaller than an aircraft carrier and every bit as well equipped.  The glass and steel tables stand glistening and ready, laden with silverware, and bottled water in its own chilled casing.  The glassware sparkles. A beauty, dressed in a tastefully black, form-fitting outfit, waits breathlessly at tableside to seat you and take your order for beer, wine, coffee, etc.  The etc is extensive.  So extensive it made my mind wander. Prefer champagne?  No prob.  Drinks appear in a flash, along with more winsome smiles.

In this lavish room, there are almost as many buffet lines as buffeters (my own word for glutton), plus several bars, in the off chance you want to wander, meet and greet.  Hundreds of people mingle, slake their thirst, and nibble. This was no ordinary buffet affair.  Slabs of smoked salmon.  Paper thin layers of smoked ham.  Chicken cordon bleu.  Stuffed pork loin. Oven baked green beans with bacon.   I could go on and on, without mentioning the string of German desserts and made to order crepes.   You big on salads?  Try twelve or fifteen exotics, and an array of various lettuces, no doubt picked by virgins that very morning.

The routine was this:  You eat and drink and ogle the drink-maids; you go outside to shade-side, upholstered seats, watch a half of soccer, go back inside to eat and drink, go back outside to watch the second half, then go back inside to….ta-da!  Eat and drink.  By this time you’ve become proficient at eating and drinking, but talking is beginning to be a problem.

Flat screen TVs of heroic size line the walls and in case you missed the game entirely, the usual shellac-haired drivel spouters stare from the screens, idling in their studios, breathless for the interview with the winning coach, which in this case was Kaiserslautern.  For that I was very thankful, as I was counting on a ride home.

I only wish the coach would have answered the sportscasters lame questions with more panache. Something like this:

Q:  In the past you’ve been concerned with your defense and especially the interaction of the mid-fielders on the crossover passes that have sometimes left the advancing side in an unbalanced position.  Did that concern you today?

A:  I need a beer.

Q: How about your goalie and his gimpy walk after the leg amputation?

A:  I like beer.

Q:  Were you pleased with the way your offense controlled the ball on scoring opportunities that some would say walked the edge of satisfactory ball handling?

A:  I will go home with your wife.  I hear she has pleasant nipples.

Q:  How are you preparing for your next game against the Brukenbach Bone Snatchers?

A:  I think I’ll let our goalie pull down his pants and answer that question.

Q:  Overall, how would you describe the game?

A.  We scored two goals.  They scored one.