Thursday, August 23, 2018

Stonehenge




Stonehenge

As both my faithful readers know, I’ve written about the ancient history of Britain.  The Celts owned it.  The Romans owned it. The Vikings owned it.  With the successful invasion of William the Conqueror (1066) the French owned it.  That may be a bit of an overstatement, since William (known as William the Bastard by his French foes) was not the King of France, but the powerful Duke of Normandy.  Still, the English court soon spoke nothing but French and the English language still reflects it. Also, those who spoke despairingly of William the Conqueror’s parentage soon lay decomposing in the cold ground.

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But, now let’s move back a few millennium and talk about the rocks on Salisbury Plain., a couple of hours by bus from London. Before even the Celts, another race or ethnicity or other PC vernacular came along, the Neolithic people lived all around the British Isles.  This was some 5000 years ago. Yes, even before your parents were born, kiddies. 

You’re probably mumbling, “Wonderful news for historians and archeologists, but what’s this pile of rocks got to do with me? “ You’re right. Go back to your video games.  For the rest of us, who enjoy mysteries and are fascinated by the world around us, and how the human species evolved, there are plenty of reasons.

Better tell you how Neolithic people fit in.  Stone age right?  Mainly no.  Stone age was the Paleolithic period, some 2.5 million years ago and Homo sapiens was only one of the species of humanoids and the only one that survived into the Neolithic Period.  The Neolithic Period is often called The Cradle of Civilization. Homo Sapiens began cultivating crops and animals.  The groups or tribes began to congregate.  When did this happen?  About 10,500 to 8000 years ago, put nobody can put a date on it.  The Stone Age morphed into the copper age and the bronze age and the iron age, but at different rates around the world, mainly Europe, East Asia, and the Middle East.  Technology was on a roll.  Houses. Pottery.  Metallurgy.  But, the roll was a slow roll.  In many parts of the world, South America and Australia for example, languished in Pre-History (unwritten history) until the arrival of Europeans.  In the case of Australia, there was no written language until the late 18th Century.

Now let’s move on to the world’s most famous circle of rocks, circa 2500 B.C.

Mysteries abound.  Who exactly were these people who built Stonehenge?  Why did they disappear?  How did they live? What’s important about Stonehenge?  With a visit you’ll find some answers, but also discover mysteries that still linger.  The most important mystery is:  Did they drink beer?

You can see the burial mounds and feasting mounds in the distance. 
One of the burial cylinders near the circle of stones.

I called these folks Neolithic, but scientists figure they lived at the cusp between the Stone Age and the bronze age.  These aren’t guesses.  Burial mounds surround the Salisbury Plain, many in sight of the famous stones.  Ancient people left numerous artifacts with their dead.

Archeologists found evidence of what the people ate.
Other spots apparently were used for feasts and celebrations and prove a treasure trove of cooking pots, old animal bones and skins, giving an insight into what the people ate, what clothes they wore and which things were important to them.  But, the ancient people give up their secrets slowly.  Every year the explorers of these remnants are able to tell us more.

What examination of the feasts sites is unable to tell us is if the ancients drank beer.  Well, dang, Honey, you call that a feast?  One thing we do know is that these people were lactose intolerant, but pots that once contained dairy products lead historians to believe milk was used to make milk derivations, such as butter, cheese, and yogurt.  How do they know this?  Caulk it up to microbiological examinations of pots.

Lots of misinformation about Stonehenge. Just one example:  For a hundred years or more, it was thought Stonehenge was a place for Druid ceremonies.  Problem is, the Druids lived in the centuries after the common era (CE or AD), some 2500 years after Stonehenge was built.  Still the idea persists.

How about the arrangement of the stones and where did the stones come from and how did they get where they are?


The construction appears to have taken about 1500 years, beginning with a big circle likely used for ceremonies involving burials.  I’m painting with a broad brush here, folks.  The stones were set in place between 2500 and 1500 BCE/BC.


Based on the types of stones, they came from Wales, some of them were moved over 150 miles.  Two types of stones, bluestones and sandstones.  Hard to see any blue in the bluestones, but I’m told when it rains there’s a blue tint.



As for the arrangement of the stones, archeologists and historians go with the theory that the arrangement is metrological, with the sun at sunrise shining over one stone at dead center and dead center through another stone exactly at the summer and winter solstice.



The summer solstice occurs on 20- 22 June, the longest day of the year, and the winter solstice occurs on 21- 22 December, the shortest day. Variations depend on time zones and where you live in the world.  Here’s a converter:  https://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/seasons.html

Now your know more than 99% of the people who visit this wonderful Pre-history.   Time for a beer!




Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Saverne, A Beautiful Town in Lorraine







Saverne, France

Located in Lorraine, in the Zorn valley, just an hour and a bit more from the German border, the picturesque town of Saverne has a long and sometimes bloody story to tell.

Never heard of Saverne?  Didn’t make your top ten?  Well, make room for it, even if you’re just looking for a day trip. Saverne harbors a fabulous shopping street of half-timbered buildings, sidewalk cafes and a picturesque promenade along the Rhine-Marne Canal (competed1853).




Matter of fact, the canal is the reason we visited Saverne.  Friends had rented a boat for a few days of canal cruising.  Being landlubbers by nature, except on cruise liners where wait staff, attired in black and white livery, come to the poolside to offer to slake your thirst with a martini, we skipped the boat trip and drove straight to Saverne for French Cuisine, wine and more wine on the back deck of our friends’ rented vessel and an overnight stay at L’Hotel Europa.

Waiting our turn.

Into the Lock

When the wine began to run low, I wandered off the boat with a friend and discovered the wonders of the shopping street.  You see, in my family, we don’t play by the rules.  Being restless by nature, I’m the shopper and my significant other would rather loiter in a sunny deck chair and sip more wine.

But, I had a good reason for slipping away.  Not only did we need a few more bottles of wine, but because we also found the stash of brandy
woefully inadequate.  Then there was the need to pause to sip a coffee and practice our French, also woefully inadequate.




But, is there more to Saverne than a half-timbered shopping street and copious quantities of vin?  Yes, as a matter of fact.  For one, there’s the Chateau de Roan, which professes to be a huge museum with a collection of Roman and Celtic artifacts. The building has a long history, too.  Too long to go into and a long list of Cardinals and Princes who once called it home would be wasted on my two faithful readers. Old Castle build in 1417, still preserved, burned several times and rebuilt several times, the last rebuild was 1790.



Romans here?  C’est entendu!  Everywhere you go in Central Europe, the Romans have already come and gone. With a thousand years of history, the Romans built a spider’s web of major roads, many of which are still used, even if the original stones have long been covered with modern materials.  In Roman times, Saverne was known as Tres Tabermae Casaris, or Ceasar’s Three Taverns. Through common usage and a need to shorten conversation the name morphed into Saverne. 

Why were the Romans here?  Simple, Saverne sits at the base of a route through the Vosges Mountains and this spot on the Zorn River was the perfect spot to change a wagon’s oxen for the steep climb over the mountains.

But even the powerful Romans had their troubles and a collection of German tribes, the Alemanni  (hence the French word for German, allemand, and Germany, Allemagne)  overran the Roman settlement and destroyed the town.  Emperor Julian drove the tribes out and reestablished Roman control, as well as rebuilding the town.

But this wasn’t the only time the town suffered, the biggest being the Thirty Years War (1618-1648).  Short version, Catholic states in the loosely formed Holy Roman Empire, versus every Prince and nobleman who wanted their people to be Protestant, devolving into who would rule central Europe, the Hapsburgs (mostly Germany/Austria) or France.   The Thirty Years War was not trivial, with devastation over vast areas and more than five million casualties.

Then, of course we come to the Franco-Prussian War and Alsace and Lorraine becoming German, then becoming French after WW I, then German in WW 2, then back to France in the aftermath of WW II.

German soldiers patrolling the streets of Saverne circa 1871


So do the people speak French and German?  Yes, but mostly French and also English.  When the exchanging of money for goods is the object, learning a few languages is suddenly easy.  Learn or stave is a wonderful motivator.

Ain’t it nice to know something about the city you’re visiting?  That done, it’s time to pick out a restaurant and do some French dining.  Lots of good restaurants to pick from.  If nothing else, follow the crowd!  We were only in Saverne one night, so I do not have a favorite.

Just one of the many wonderful restaurants, many of them on the shopping street.


Nice also to stop in a market. Lucky it was market day.  All across Europe, but especially in France, market days are wondrous.



I heard a French housewife say, she wouldn't buy vegetables without dirt on them

 
But, here is a cardinal rule for France, whether shopping or dining or stopping at a café for a coffee.  The first word out of your mouth EVERYTIME should be Bonjour, otherwise you are being unintentionally rude.  But, how the dickens do you pronounce it? YouTube makes it easy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ifvpfobEdc

Cafe by the canal.

Same Cafe

City Hall

Boy meets dog.  Dog is delighted.

Entry to City Hall





Monday, August 20, 2018

Crazy Rich Asians: Let's review the movie!




Crazy Rich Asians

Crazy Rich Asians is the best romantic comedy I’ve ever seen.  And yes, simple man that I am, when plied with strong drink and the proper encouragement, I can sit through even a Hallmark movie….well, not often, but when the weather is too bleak for barehanded rat catching.

And yes, I have enjoyed When Harry Met Sally and did a great job of not sleeping through Sleepless in Seattle, although the ending caused nausea and vomiting.  And I laughed my way through the very excellent Something About Mary.

But, Crazy Rich Asians is a different sort of Romantic Comedy, different because it has it all.  Belly shaking humor.  Indelible characters. A well woven plot that keeps moving as it envelopes a host of supporting actors and actresses.  Huge cast!  Too many to name!

You never stop being entertained!

The setting is Singapore and inside the homes and lifestyles of the unspeakably wealthy.  The film is stunning and the scenes breathtakingly opulent, while carelessly tiptoeing down the blurry lines that separate the decadent, the stylish, and the sinfully debauched.

In short, an amazing movie, with characters you care about, characters that make you cringe as you burst out laughing, and characters that make you overcome your sense of decency….all at the same time.

So entertaining that getting to the bottom of your bag of popcorn will come as a complete surprise.  You’ll be that glued to the screen!

Kudos to the director, John M. Chu , the art director, Leslie Ewe, the cinematographer, Vanja Cernjul, screen writers Peter Chiarelli and Adele Lim (from the novel by Kevin Kwan), and the casting director, Terri Taylor.

The cinematography is beautifully eclectic that captures not only the scene-by -scene, but the whole bustling city state, Singapore.  You’ll also be treated to the most original cinematography since the Beatles’ movies and Guy Ritchie films.

I didn’t even mention the main actors, did I?  That’s because they simply become the characters they’re playing.  They make the scenes come so alive, you find yourself mumbling:  Don’t!  Don’t do that?  Can’t you see she’s watching?   Don’t you know that guy’s an idiot?  Or, can’t you see she’s not your friend????

Main Cast:  Again too huge to mention more than a few.  Constance Wu – the girlfriend.
Henry Golding – the boyfriend, and Michelle Yeoh – the protective mother.

Your eyes will dart back and forth to see if people are watching because you said it out loud….or even worse if your significant other is staring back at you.  Oh, be still my lips!

Don’t even think about NOT seeing this movie.  Crazy Rich Asians is a treat for your eyes, your sense of humor and your ability to not talk during the movie!  The very best film in YEARS!

No, I am not being paid to write this, I simply can’t keep quiet.